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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

What's that on your butt?

While walking around in a bottom-half girdle today, my older son said, "What's that on your butt?" Thinking something was stuck to my bottom, I brushed away — but, nothing was there. Then, I realized he was talking about the black girdle I was wearing. I don't usually wear girdles with my ancient maternity yoga pants and such, but today I was wearing a dress! And, it was sticking to my regular undergarments because I didn't have a slip, hence the smooth girdle. Quickly I came up with a white lie, "It's like bike shorts." His response, "It's a butt holder."

Ain't it the truth, man. Ain't it the truth.

How do they get so smart?

I promise some crafty photos soon. I'm close to finishing my first sweater! My goal is to take an Anthropologie-worthy photo of it that doesn't make me look feel like a wurst.

P.S. Thanks for the bra info. In the pre-internets days I would have only had a few friends to get quality info from. Who would have thought a b**b song and bra question could garner 21 comments. I love it. :)

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22 Comments:

Blogger kate said...

Bwahahahaha! Butt holder. Oh man, out of the mouths of babes. And what a precious babe he is.

Tue Mar 04, 04:07:00 PM PST  
Blogger OldRound said...

My son's gone "eeeww" at my butt.
I should get a butt holder. And a dress.

Tue Mar 04, 06:07:00 PM PST  
Blogger Melissa said...

Hahahahaha.

Butt holder. Indeed.

Tue Mar 04, 06:43:00 PM PST  
Blogger Bitterbetty said...

first boobs now butts. Have you no shame woman.. and no pics again. Chicken!

Tue Mar 04, 09:05:00 PM PST  
Blogger Green Kitchen said...

bitterbety: it's a strictly T&A craft blog, dontcha know.

Tue Mar 04, 09:46:00 PM PST  
Blogger mimulus said...

i'm with bitterbetty, no photos?! but buttholder is pretty good

Wed Mar 05, 07:04:00 AM PST  
Blogger capello said...

dude. i need a butt holder.

and a tummy sucker in-er.

Wed Mar 05, 09:51:00 AM PST  
Blogger Emily said...

OMG spitting out food laughing! That's good.

When my son was 3 he hugged me when I was getting dressed and said "Mommy, I love your big bottom." Gee, thanks.

Wed Mar 05, 09:55:00 AM PST  
Blogger Angelina said...

Kids know how to nail the truth in two seconds flat. I love that about them. Now, if only I could take the teen-ager out of my seven year old!

Wed Mar 05, 10:00:00 AM PST  
Blogger plaidshoes said...

That is hilarious! Why do kids get to the point so fast?!

Wed Mar 05, 03:00:00 PM PST  
Blogger sweetjessie said...

Aren't little boys wonderful? My little guy recently told me I looked pregnant - ahh.... Gotta love 'em!

Wed Mar 05, 05:03:00 PM PST  
Blogger EllieRichellie said...

I have a tattoo of a sunshine on my hip/backside. When one of them was a toddler, she licked her finger and rubbed the tattoo and said "Mommy, this marker won't come off your butt". Kids say the darnedest things.

Wed Mar 05, 08:03:00 PM PST  
Blogger Regina said...

I can always, ALWAYS come over here for a good chuckle!! Good stuff, good stuff!

Wed Mar 05, 09:07:00 PM PST  
Blogger Suzanne said...

Oh I love that sweater.

And yes, kids say the darndest things! We were in the airport the other night and a little girl told her grandpa that he had a naked head!!!

Thu Mar 06, 06:13:00 AM PST  
OpenID fiveflowers said...

buttholders rock.

Thu Mar 06, 02:32:00 PM PST  
Blogger Berlinswhimsy said...

Oh my, I had to laugh out loud on this one!! Aren't kids great?!They'll sidestep any pretension of self respect us parents might hold onto... Gotta love that.

Thu Mar 06, 09:05:00 PM PST  
Blogger robyn said...

how much do i love your blog!!
new to all of this, so i've just found you, will definately be making regular stops by..
a friend of mine wash brushing her teeth naked with her daughter in the room, when she turned and said "mommy, when did your boobs die??"
i think thats the funniest thing i've ever heard,along with buttholder..
love

Fri Mar 07, 06:01:00 PM PST  
Blogger rag_grrl_nz said...

I'm sorry, I just about wet myself laughing, you sooo need pics!

Sun Mar 09, 01:44:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Fanny said...

I just spewed coffee! Funniest thing I've heard all day!!

Mon Mar 10, 10:24:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Jane said...

Just goes to show you can't lie to kids...lol

Mon Mar 10, 09:09:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Freda's Hive said...

Ok that is hilarious. HILARIOUS. I can't stop laughing.

Tue Mar 11, 12:13:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Kari said...

Love your last two "body" posts! I hear ya sister! I have sung that exact song in reference to my own. My sister's son told her that her boobs looked like bacon. Strips of bacon!!!

Sat Mar 15, 06:52:00 PM PDT  

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